Hot as Ice
I'm Jess. I like Britney Spears. and lesbians.
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  • ringostarring:

    ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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    well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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    what did you say, punk?

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    bIG

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    MEATY

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    CLAWS

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    WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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    BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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    no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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    OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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    When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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  • Vaguely NSFW Asks

    • 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
    • 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
    • 3. Are you a virgin?
    • 4. Are you in a relationship?
    • 5. Are you in love?
    • 6. Are you single this year?
    • 7. Can you commit to one person?
    • 8. Describe your crush
    • 9. Describe your perfect mate
    • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    • 11. Do you ever want to get married?
    • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
    • 13. Do you get jealous easily?
    • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
    • 15. Do you have any piercings?
    • 16. Do you have any tattoos?
    • 17. Do you like kissing in public?
    • 20. Do you shower every day?
    • 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    • 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
    • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    • 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
    • 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
    • 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
    • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
    • 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
    • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
    • 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
    • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
    • 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
    • 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    • 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
    • 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
    • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
    • 43. How long was your longest relationship?
    • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
    • 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
    • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
    • 47. How old are you?
    • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    • 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
    • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    • 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
    • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
    • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
    • 55. Share a relationship story.
    • 56. State 8 facts about your body
    • 57. Things you want to say to an ex
    • 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
    • 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
    • 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
    • 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
    • 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
    • 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
    • 64. What is your definition of cheating?
    • 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
    • 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
    • 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
    • 68. What is your sexual orientation?
    • 69. What turns you off?
    • 70. What turns you on?
    • 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
    • 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
    • 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
    • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
    • 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
    • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
    • 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
    • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
    • 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
    • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    • 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
    • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
    • 83. Who was your first kiss with?
    • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
    • 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
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  • "Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light"
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    on ur period likeimage

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