I'm Jess. I like Britney Spears. and lesbians.
    • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
    • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
    • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
    • loki: blinks
    • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
    • demon: i possessed you
    • me: get the fuck out
    • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
    • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
  • painislove2:

    I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

    (via ijustwannabethatgirlyoulike)

  • You’re allowed two hugs, one on arrival and one on d e p a r t u r e.

    (Source: poilcebox, via jessigaypearson)